Who stole summer?

[Jarrod]

And the reason they are using so much fuel is because they are flying around in a evil climate control blimp with the last of the earths helium, no Shari, theirs a helium shortage! Google it!

[Taffy]

Naaaaaaah - you're all wrong! It's all them cows producing too much methane. It's all going up in the atmosphere and blocking the suns rays! The suns rays can't get through so the planet's cooling down. It's all linked to Global warming/Climate change though - ask the 'Alarmists'

Anybody else noticed that the 'Alarmists' have been remarkably quiet over the last month or two? It's only the Fed 'guv'ment' that's pushing it at the moment.

[Jarrod]

Yeah, but what are our children going to do? They will never enjoy the high pitched squealing of some who sucked up a balloon full of helium. Sad days ahead everyone, sad days!

[Pup]

I do know that Cows are refered to as steers and also the ones that have had the nuts cut or refered to as bullocks. And even the one that produce milk are also bovines. When you put them all in one paddock, and as Tman suggested it is all the Bullshari, coming from them, and the Politicians in Canberra.

And all the snow that the government sent down on everybody. Its the guvemint fault regardless, unless it was the opposition that suggested it.

Meer Christmas all

[MattA]

I was going to expound the scientific reasons behind the cooler temps & RAIN but I think I like the theories better...

This one from a mate..
Global warming is caused by a lack of pirates ....

The french can be good to blame, but I think they have been pretty good since that incident in the 80's Think they would rather try to forget that one

Matt

[Gerard]

Everybody knows that it is "grench season"
The grench who stole Christmas has a very sinister and competitive European cousin.
This grench has gone a step further and stolen our summer.
He is known as the "French Grench"